Ma & Pa Red Neck r’ cord-jelly invitin’ ya’ll for vittles after the weddin’ rehearsal of our son Bubba to Billie Jean, daughter of Mr. & Mrs. Don Worthington. Directions to the Neck Hog Farm: Ya’ go over yonder a piece, pass the big blue silo. Turn right at the old oak tree with the sign sayin’ “Trespassers will be SHOT.” Pass the red barn that needs new paint. Go straight a spell til’ ya’ see the outhouse on the left, with the buckshot in the door under the moon. Foller the barbed wire fence to the opened gate. Turn right, under the arch with a life sized etchin’ of our prize boar “Porky” hangin’ on it. Park down in the holler. Don't hit any pigs!
When: Wednesday, December 2, 2015 What /Time: “Get Hitched to a Redneck” Die Laughing Dinner Theater Show
5:30 p.m. arrival; 6:00 p.m. show
Where: Atrium Hotel & Conference Center 3800 Homer Adams Parkway Alton, IL 62002
RSVP: Required; Call David 618.462.1220 by November 27, 2015
$40.00 per person Tax & Gratuity included
Menu: Chef’s Choice of Appetizer Tossed House Salad with Italian Dressing Chicken Mudega Red Skin Potatoes Green Beans w/Roasted Red Pepper and Garlic Dinner Rolls Chef Kenny’s Choice of Dessert Coffee & Tea
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