July 2016
"Get Hitched to a Redneck or Die!" - Die Laughing Dinner Theater
7/13/2016 -
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Die Laughing Dinner Theater
"Get Hitched to a Redneck"
11:30 a.m. - 2:00 p.m.
 $36.00 per person, inclusive
 
Enjoy a meal and a show all in one!! 
 
Ma and Pa Red Neck are invitin' all the kinfolk for vittles after the Weddin' rehearsal of their son Bubba and fiancé Billie Jean.
Cousins Gomer Pyle, The Duck Dynasty Clan,  
Dolly Parton, Honey Boo Boo, Jeff Houndsworthy, Larry the Fable Guy along with Jed Clampett and all his kin are coming.
The future in-laws, the Worthington Family, will be there too. They are all city folk, including Joe Pesky and Justine Carcerated. 
Ma and Pa think Bubba is working several jobs as a cook and paper delivery boy. He actually is an undercover agent for the DEA and FBI. Somebody at the gathering is the head honcho behind a drug cartel. 
Will Bubba solve the case before he gets hitched or will it be a shot gun wedding? 
 
Come and get served up a heaping helping of our hospitality, Red Neck Style. 
 
Menu:
Chef's Choice appetizer
House Salad
Chicken Mudega
Buttered Red Skins Potatoes
Green Beans with Garlic & Red Pepper
Dinner Rolls
Iced Tea, Coffee & Water
 
Call David for more information and to make reservations today by July 15, 2016.
 
Shows are open to the public. 618.462.1220
Audience participation is optional.
 $36.00 per person, inclusive

Includes show, lunch, tax and gratuity

For more information:
David Knowles
(618) 462-1220