To all our Kinfolk!

Ma & Pa Red Neck r’ cord-jelly invitin’ ya’ll for vittles after
the weddin’ rehearsal of our son Bubba to Billie Jean,
daughter of Mr. & Mrs. Don Worthington.
Directions to the Neck Hog Farm: Ya’ go over yonder a piece, pass the big blue silo. Turn right at the old oak tree with the sign sayin’ “Trespassers will be SHOT.” Pass the red barn that needs new paint. Go straight a spell til’ ya’ see the outhouse on the left, with the buckshot in the door under the moon. Foller the barbed wire fence to the opened gate. Turn right, under the arch with a life sized etchin’ of our prize boar “Porky” hangin’ on it. Park down in the holler.  Don't hit any pigs!

When: Wednesday, December 2, 2015
What /Time: “Get Hitched to a Redneck”
Die Laughing Dinner Theater Show

5:30 p.m. arrival; 6:00 p.m. show

Where: Atrium Hotel & Conference Center
3800 Homer Adams Parkway
Alton, IL 62002

RSVP: Required; Call David 618.462.1220
by November 27, 2015

$40.00 per person
Tax & Gratuity included

Menu:
Chef’s Choice of Appetizer
Tossed House Salad with
Italian Dressing
Chicken Mudega
Red Skin Potatoes
Green Beans w/Roasted
Red Pepper and Garlic
Dinner Rolls
Chef Kenny’s Choice of
Dessert
Coffee & Tea