Google is under the impression Missouri wants to secede from the United States. The blog "Mashable" did a survey of what Americans want by typing in state names follows by "wants" into Google and seeing what it auto-completes. "Missouri wants" returned "to secede" as the top result, as did ten other states.
Other interesting results were "Wyoming wants an aircraft carrier," "Wisconsin wants to be the Mitten State," and "North Dakota wants to change its name." One of the most popular returns for “Illinois wants” is “to get rid of Chicago.”